You Can't Handel the Truth Funny Classical Music T-Shirt
You Can't Handel the Truth Funny Classical Music T-Shirt
Shipping & Production Information
Shipping & Production Information
We want your Classical Tee product to arrive looking as good as it did when you ordered it.
Processing & Production:
Each T-shirt is made to order, so please allow 2–5 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.
U.S. Shipping:
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 3–7 business days, depending on your location. We do not mark-up shipping rates - you pay exactly what we get charged. As a guide, if you order one (1) shirt, the average shipping fee is as follows:
ECONOMY: $3.99 4-8 Days
STANDARD $4.95. 2-5 Days
More than one item and the total shipping will be shown in the shopping cart before you finalize your order.
International Shipping:
We ship to select countries worldwide. International delivery times vary by destination and are typically 7–21 business days after production. Customs duties, taxes, or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the customer.
STANDARD $4.95. 10-30 Days
Order Tracking:
As soon as your order ships, we'll send you an email with tracking information so you can follow your Classical Tee on its journey.
A Note About Made-to-Order Products:
Because your shirt is made specifically for you, production begins after your order is placed. This helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us offer a wider selection of composers and compositions.
Have a question about your order?
We're happy to help. Please contact us and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
For everyone who has ever thought a Handel pun deserved its own encore.
A little Handel, a lot of truth
The You Can’t Handel the Truth! T-shirt brings classical-music wit to your everyday wardrobe. Made from heavyweight, 100% ring-spun US cotton and garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, it is the kind of tee that starts conversations with fellow musicians, music teachers, and unapologetic lovers of a good composer joke.
Why you’ll love it
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a heavyweight yet comfortable feel
- Garment-dyed for vintage color and texture
- Tubular construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching for lasting durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a sewn-in label
- Available in sizes S–XL and a range of expressive colors
Size guide
Compare the measurements below with a favorite shirt for your best fit. Please allow for a size tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, up to 30°C or 90°F
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717. Includes a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Made in: Honduras
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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